always4evrnerdy: fandomacepilot: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. Even bigger plot twist: The next companion also isn’t in love with the Doctor or...
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
cuddlefeyrac: au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...– Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)
ressyfaerie: So I have been informed by the kind people of tumblr that the “bong” was indeed an oil lamp. Yes I am still phased by when I looked into my moms ROOM AND I FOUND LIKE A DILDO AND CONDOMS IT WAS EITHER MY MOMS OR MY SISTERS. AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REACT TO ANYTHING AT ALL. ALL I WANT IS TO FIND THE IRON
doctorxrose: walk into the club like
negaytoros: what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch
ataritastic: roachpatrol: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about. whoah This is a much better analogy than the “you wouldn’t wear a fake medal!!!” post that’s been going around.
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
groovyviewbie: flightlessbird-americananchor: saucegay-uchyeehaw: crosspin: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES what in god’s name is a knob cause what is going on...
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” i thought you could combine flowers like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
darvillians: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why didn’t aladdin have nipples why didn’t tarzan have a british accent when he learned english from brits
psilentasincjelli: viveslavida: elastic-bands: I just watched this whole thing. Blew my mind. This is the most stressful thing I’ve watched on a screen since the results of the presidential election.
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
mariebluemusings: yourpersonalpurgatory: most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals This would be the perfect time for the fandom to eat some people