acrobike: ostolero: welcome to the mspa fandom where people search for patterns where none exist
releasethemurderbirds: Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
moraniarty: i find it sad that the word palindrome is not in itself a palindrome Me too
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
World's Deepest Swimming Pool
saintbennithy: slyfggt: lepreas: Two words: WATER. TEMPLE. Three words: FEAR. OF. DROWNING. Seven words: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THERE? :D
heathyr: I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even...
guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
guy: ew stretch marks what are those
guy: ew pubic hair
guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
guy: ew cellulite