You can’t will yourself to feel a certain way about someone. The worst trap is not when the relationship is volatile, but when it’s great nine hours out of 10. Then it’s easy to deceive yourself about the missing scrap. Relationships are like the employment level: They’re healthiest somewhere between 95 to 98 percent functionality.
Man, wouldn’t it be great if you could just ride onto the sunset, bleeding out, like the end of Shane? But the best you can hope for is a clean, honest, friendly break where both parties admit it’s not working and part ways. You know — like the Winchester brothers 15 minutes into every episode of Supernatural. Unfortunately, you’ll just end up getting back together, like the Winchester brothers 20 minutes into every episode of Supernatural.
“The 6 Types Of people Everyone Dates”, Cracked.com
It’s 2012. HINABN still hasn’t updated. The last of the Hanna fandom are huddled around a dying fire, flickers of faith as strong in their hearts as they were over a year ago. They know if they wait it will come. They are sure of it.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Legend of Korra Fandom:That was awesome! And the wait for next season won't be so bad right?
Doctor Who Fandom:Oh...
Sherlock Fandom:-rocking back and forth- Just one more year... just one more year...
Hunger Games Fandom:-rocking back and forth and shaking- Seventeen months... why seventeen months?!
Supernatural Fandom:BUT WHY OCTOBER???
Harry Potter Fandom:*gross sobbing* *lots of dying whale noises*
Avengers Fandom:And then we get Iron Man 3, and then Thor 2, and Captain America 2, and meanwhile there's a steady stream of comics we can always read while scrolling through pictures of Tom Hiddleston's face.
Homestuck Fandom:THE UPDATE WOULD BE FUN, THEY SAID. NO ONE WOULD DIE, THEY SAID.