wvnderbar: IF YOU HAVE A DICK AND YOU DONT KNOCK STUFF OFF TABLES WITH YOUR BONER ON PURPOSE YOU ARE TAKING THAT THING FOR GRANTED
anglofile: spicyshimmy: how is it possible to love fictional characters this much and also have people always been this way? like, did queen elizabeth lie in bed late sometimes thinking ‘VERILY I CANNOT EVEN FOR MERCUTIO HATH SLAIN ME WITH FEELS’ was caesar like ‘ET TU ODYSSEUS’ sometimes i wonder
picasso-face: timedetective: whaoanon: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omfg he just kickflips off that goat OH MY GOD THAT IS PRECIOUS I WANT ONE I MADE MY MUM WATCH THIS AND HER ONLY COMMENT IS “Wow, someone give him a valium”
aboutmaleprivilege: Male privilege is judging a world class athlete’s body because she is too athletic to be sexually attractive to you. Male privilege is never having your accomplishments, no matter how great, discounted because you weren’t “pretty enough” while accomplishing them.
dragonrose123: What fandoms looks like to tumblr users What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users
electrikfeather: videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful Literally the most useful thing ever.
sociolab: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass #no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been...
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I went out to lunch with my brother today. Things...
The Waiter: *Takes our orders, then looks at us playfully.* "I'll get a candle, it'll be more romantic."
Me: "I'm not his date, Angelo."
Waiter: *Pauses, raises an eyebrow* "... I... Was wondering if you'd like to get coffee?"
Me: "Black, two sugars. I'll be upstairs."
Waiter: *Smiles excitedly*
Me: *Grinning* "Richard Brook was fake."
Waiter: "Moriarty was real."
Brother: *Looking back and forth between us, confused*
Me: "I believe in Sherlock Holmes!"
Waiter: "I fight John Watson's war!"
The Waiter and I in unison: "And we both wait for the day that Holmes will walk back through the door!" *Highfive*
My brother and the rest of the diners: "..." *Not getting it* "... What...?"
texasifyit: hulkruffalo: penisparker: wow just realized aang and katara had three babies Tenzin had four toph had one by herself
Daydreamer: iamthepureblindraven: I’m damned if I... →
iamthepureblindraven: I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t.: maravis: A horror movie trailer:a frat boy and his girlfriend are… beyondordinarygirl: maravis: A horror movie trailer: a frat boy and his girlfriend are vacationing on a beach in the deep south. after…
One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch)
Fox News banned from broadcasting in Canada →
robot-heart-politics: ladyfabulous:tehblackbirdishiding: Fox News will not be moving into Canada after all! The reason: Canadian regulators announced last week they would reject efforts by Canada’s right-wing Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, to repeal a law that forbids lying on broadcast news. Canada’s Radio Act requires that “a licenser may not broadcast … any false or misleading news.” ...