September 2012
So my mother calls me
Mom: I'm out shopping, is there anything you want for your birthday?
Me: Sherlock series 3
Mom: Okay I'll see what I can do
Me: ...
Me: Okay thanks.
Me: *hangs up*
Mom: *calls me back*
Me: Yes?
Mom: So I was just at HMV...
Mom: And I asked the girl at the register if they sold series 3 of Sherlock...
Mom: And she broke down and started crying on the counter...
Mom: Care to explain?
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demondetoxmanual:
business in the post, party in the tags
skizzisaboss10:
when jesus said love thy neighbor i think he really meant don’t put a fucking password on your wifi
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English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
Andrew Hussie: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
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laughsassinator:
GUYS. THEY HAVE BUBBLR. AND PEOPLE FOLLOWED THE SUFFERER. FOLLOWED. THEY FOLLOWED. THE SUFFERER. AND HIS. FUCKING. BELIEFS. OR WHATEVER. KANKRI IS A SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGER. PEOPLE FUCKING FOLLOWED HIM. HELP.
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Reblog if you actually read Kankri's sermon up to...
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DOCTOR WHO STARTS TOMORROW
doctorwho:
unsuccessful-metalbenders:
AND I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO ATTEMPT TO PREPARE MYSELF
I’M NOT
EVEN GOING
TO TRY
You must’ve just watched the fifth part of Pond Life.
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Weaboos today are not the same as they were when I was one. My sister, did not know what a glomp or bishi was…
I think it’s because we are morphing again… The slow shift from Japan to Korea. My sister and her friends are… Koreaboos: The Next Generation.
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I am the Tsundere of Irony it's me: fennecat:... →
fennecat:
Seriously though, Homestuck is amaizng
not just because of its humor
but because
it is actually the first widely read piece of literature/story that actually acurately depicts and represents this generation.
not only with the tumblr mockery its making here -which is amazing by…
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sailorswayze:
shipping your own original characters
the-vashta-nerada:
bitch you did not just eat my fucking sausage
are you for real
this marriage is over
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August 2012
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"It wasn't a coat hanger. It was a wire. The... →
presidentjonesco:
An important read. Go spend three minutes on it.
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Reblog if you truly enjoy following me.
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
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Skins (tv series)
quicksummary:
A bunch of teenage British guys have sex and party a lot and do things no real person does, but for some reason they’re like really sad. They don’t have parents or something. One of them dies. Always.
aboutmaleprivilege:
This:
The Green Mile (film)
quicksummary:
Jesus comes back as a black man. It goes just as well as the first time around.
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sinshana:
lordoftheinternet:
lacrimosa453:
lordoftheinternet:
nobody’s posting
it’s quiet
TOO QUIET
I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND
meeting your genderbend
arstark:
dangerhamster:
arstark:
there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home
except for timelords - they can’t go home.
NO
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revolutionarygirluterus:
You can estimate how bad a person’s weeboo phase was by their reaction to the words “glomp” and “Smexy”
